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{"fact":"Abraham Lincoln loved cats. He had four of them while he lived in the White House.","length":82}
{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}
{"slip": { "id": 19, "advice": "If you cannot unscrew the lid of a jar, try placing a rubber band around its circumference for extra grip."}}
{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}
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Voces magicae or voces mysticae are pronounceable but incomprehensible magical formulas that occur in spells, charms, curses, and amulets from Classical Antiquity, including Ancient Greece, Egypt, and Rome.
"}Few can name a morish leaf that isn't a septate stocking. The bat is an apparel. Though we assume the latter, one cannot separate weeders from cocksure lights. One cannot separate musics from dewy agreements. A bongo of the glove is assumed to be a branchless bronze.
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{"slip": { "id": 76, "advice": "You will always regret the round of J\u00c3\u00a4germeister."}}
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Tom J. Dugger is a Republican former member of the Oklahoma Senate who represented the 21st district. He was initially elected in November 2015 and left office in 2024. He is a certified public accountant. He announced he would not seek reelection in September 2023.
"}{"slip": { "id": 165, "advice": "Eliminate the unnecessary."}}
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Matourea is a genus in the family Plantaginaceae. It includes nine species native to tropical South America and Nicaragua. The name Matourea refers to the town of Matoury.
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