{"type":"general","setup":"How does a dyslexic poet write?","punchline":"Inverse.","id":132}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do ghosts call their true love?","punchline":"Their ghoul-friend","id":102}
{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the submarine industry?","punchline":"It really took a dive...","id":95}
{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?","punchline":"Because he was a little horse","id":43}
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