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{"slip": { "id": 87, "advice": "Turn jeans inside out when washing them to help preserve their colour."}}

{"slip": { "id": 53, "advice": "Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative."}}

{"fact":"Cats eat grass to aid their digestion and to help them get rid of any fur in their stomachs.","length":92}

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{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}

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